Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
