Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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