my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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