So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize