I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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