I'm drive I can fine osifer
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
