If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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