Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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