no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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