BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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