I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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