I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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