Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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