No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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