Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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