i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
