Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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