he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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