is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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