Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
All I want is dick and wine.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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