i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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