Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
