"it" just moved
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just cut my nipple shaving
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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