We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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