I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
