I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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