i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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