Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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