i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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