The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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