omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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