lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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