It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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