Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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