I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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