I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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