I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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