I got chris browned last night
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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