you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
