that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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