How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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