come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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