ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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