Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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