just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
As shirtless as possible
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Randomize
