Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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