Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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