oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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