what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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