what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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