what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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