why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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