Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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