the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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