I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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