Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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